Your bestfriend is a microphone?
WAIT THATS NOT A MICROPHONE
I need to loose 30 pounds in today
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
some sad self indulgence
Shinji Nakaba (2012) - Hand-carved pearl
i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog
50 shades of bible.
my new favorite bible quote.
If you’re gonna act like a bitch
Then you’re gonna die like a bitch